How do you know when a guy is a "shark"?
Shark defined: a guy who is always working the room, going after all the girls, in an attempt to find a girlfriend.
You might be a shark if:
1. You flirt with every girl you see.
2. In a group of friends, you've been out with more than half of the girls.
3. You ask to attend "girls only" functions.
4. You start hanging out with a new group of friends and immediately start thinking about who you're going to ask out, AND you actually act on this w/in the first few weeks.
5. You stare (uncomfortably I might add) at girls and engage in no conversation with them.
6. You are constantly asking around about different girls....have you not figured it out yet....girls talk! We figure out that you're not just into us, you're into her, and her, and her....
7. You always have to sit by someone of the opposite gender, you can't just "hang out w/the guys".
8. You won't attend events when you know "hot girls" won't be there.
Did any of these define you? If so, then for the love of mankind, please stop being a shark!
Girls look for lobsters, not sharks. In the words of Phoebe Buffet, "lobsters mate for life". We want you to be our lobster :)
happy dating! `A
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